Sickness.

I am horrendously ill.

I had a wonderful, relaxing, quasi-productive Easter long weekend, and at the close of this weekend, an unknown illness invaded my body. It is as if my immune system has entirely gone to sleep. I legitimately feel as if there is a (very mean) man inside my head inflating a balloon, and subsequently filling that balloon with pudding. The balloon is attempting to emerge from my skull--first through my nose, and now through my ears. Lovely lovely lovely today is such a wonderful day.

I'm getting through because of peppermint tea, Advil cold and sinus, and the anticipation of sleep. The moral of the story is that all people should avoid being too close to me should I accidentally breathe my nasty germs on you. Hopefully my immune system will wake up soon and we can all be friends again.